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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"
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"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."
"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"
"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."
"Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."
"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."