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Joke of the Day
"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."
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"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."
"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."
"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass"
"ME: I'm just gonna take a quick nap. KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented. *living room is on fire*"
"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... Those who know binary and those who dont"
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!"