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Joke of the Day
"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"
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"what do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? What do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? They are both pussies who were discovered on the internet."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."
"My dad taught me the importance of having convictions in life. Ten felonies later, I now know that some words have more than one meaning."
"What goes well with a mans jean jacket? A suicide note."
"What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?! Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit?!"
"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."
"I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, ""Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."" He said, ""Well you were mythtaken."""
"What's the difference between marriage and identity theft? At least with identity theft you know you're getting fucked."