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Joke of the Day
"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."
Next Joke
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."
"Saw a black man run down the street with a flatscreen under his arm At first i thought it was mine, but then i remembered that mine was chained in my backyard picking cotton"
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"The Government"
"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"
"What Bird? Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow."
"Procrastination is like Masterbation In the end you just fuck yourself"
"A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES."
"I bet that Heimlich was just a perv who molested people from behind, and one time accidentally saved someone from choking."