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Joke of the Day
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
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"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"
"What did the prostitute say to the leper? Thanks for the tip."
"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"
"Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo."
"How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A sumo wrestler shaves his legs."
"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."
"2016 It was a joke"
"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."