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Joke of the Day

"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"

"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"

"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."

"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."

"My parents used to listen to jimmy saville back in the seventies If only they had come into my room and stopped him."

"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"