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Joke of the Day
"What did the prostitute say to the leper? Thanks for the tip."
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"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"
"Not totally sold on astrology, but Libras DEFINITELY hate it when you throw a bucket of paint on their car."
"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."
"Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one."
"What's your blud type bob? Typo"
"What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks? What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?"
"Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What's Black White And Red All Over? A Police Shootout"