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Joke of the Day

"Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP."

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"

"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... it's hard to get up"

"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."

"I had to do a problem involving air resistance for my physics homework this week. It was a huge drag."

"[soup kitchen] *homeless man is handed a plate* What the hell is this? -Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!"

"Lance Armstrong I hear Lance Armstrong was doping to win the Tour de France again this year."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."