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Joke of the Day

"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."

"Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients ""muppets"" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce? Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer."

"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"

"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."

"Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe."

"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"

"Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He's all right though."