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Joke of the Day

"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"

"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."

"911 maybe too soon What's the difference between 911 and landscaping. Landscaping is an outside job sorry in advance ps I was the original poster of this"

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"

"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."

"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch."

"Why didn't the cashier get the punchline? It didn't register."