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Joke of the Day
"They say they give' medals for valour But mine cost an arm and a leg."
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"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"
"Just updated my resume. Hobbies section now includes: ""Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."""
"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car I asked him: ""Do you need some help carrying that plasma?"" He said: ""Fuck off asshole, it's an iPad"""
"How do you get gum out of hair? cancer -I'm sorry-"
"One Direction."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."
"What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base? What would I know, I am just a drone pilot."
"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"