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Joke of the Day
"How do you get gum out of hair? cancer -I'm sorry-"
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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
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"Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know."
"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."
"Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart."
"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."
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"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."