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Joke of the Day
"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"
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"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"
"A termite walks into a club. 'Is the bar tender here?'"
"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
"Where does one apply to be a ""kept man""?"
"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"
"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."