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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"

"I witnessed a murder today... Though it may have just been a flock of jackdaws, I'm not a biologist."

"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"

"When did you stop beating your wife? When we stopped having masturbation races."

"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"

"Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!"

"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"