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Joke of the Day

"[park] STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking ME: Yeah, he's interbred DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread"

"Why do trees die? They become board."

"Your penis is so small it could fit inside a 1948 donut hole"

"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."

"Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax."

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray."

"A wife says to her husband.... ""I want you to whishper dirty things in me ear,, to which the husband replies: ""Kitchen,bathroom,livingroom""..."

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"