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Joke of the Day
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
Next Joke
"I have a very obedient dog, whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or not?', he is coming with me. Or not."
"What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever."
"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"
"I should become a proctologist After all I deal with assholes everyday!"
"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."
"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"
"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"
"Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg? A: Eileen"
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""