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Joke of the Day
"How did Feminism start? With an unlocked kitchen door"
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"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"
"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."
"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."
"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"
"I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying ""me too"" after she told me she had a boyfriend"
"What three things does a woman need to do an oil change on her car? Two boobs and a man"
"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."
"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"