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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."
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"One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz."
"What tastes great on pie but bad on pussy? Crust"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury."
"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."
"I said to my doctor... I said to my doctor, ""Doctor, i just don't know what's wrong with me this week?"" He said ""Jim, you're a hypochondriac"". I replied ""Oh no, not that aswell!"""
"Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . ."
"Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash? One whore soap-and-sleigh!"
"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"
"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"