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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"About that loan officer that had too many frozen margaritas over the weekend . . . He was a lender with a blender on a bender . . ."

"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."

"4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th"

"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."

"What do you call the useless piece is skin on the end of the penis? The man."

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright but it's cheap and spreads easy."

"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."