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Joke of the Day
"i think of my nipples as an umlaut that makes my beer gut more sophisticated"
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"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"
"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"
"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."
"how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder."
"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."
"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""
"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."
"""Ummm can you not?"" - white girl getting tortured"