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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."
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"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"
"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."
"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"
"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"
"Worst Excuses For Being Late 5) Too many dragons 4) Out of dragons 3) I'm not late, Steve is 2) Time is fake 1) Made a list of excuses"
"Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer? Cause it tastes like piss."
"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."
"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
"My neighbor can't understand why he just found human shit on his front porch. I can't understand why he would use a power saw at 5:48 am."