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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"
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"I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA"
"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."
"Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"
"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws"
"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"
"Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY ""No thanks, I'll eat something else."""
"You should never call your ex a whore It's offensive to prostitutes everywhere."