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Joke of the Day

"4/20. Always forget."

"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""

"Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish."

"Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too."

"Sorry I hung up on you, I didn't mean to answer the call."

"Hi, I'm Tim Cook and I will teach you how to count in decimals * 10.1 * 10.2 * 10.3 * 10.4 * 10.5 * 10.6 * 10.7 * 10.8 * 10.9 * 10.10"

"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."

"I could probably kill this woman, serve my prison sentence, come back here and buy my diet coke before she finishes writing her check."

"A 6'-6"" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1"" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"