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Joke of the Day
"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"
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"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno Business! (say with sass)"
"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"
"I love whiteboards They're remarkable."
"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."
"girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at"