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Joke of the Day
"I love whiteboards They're remarkable."
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"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."
"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."
"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"
"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."
"Yesterday i met a fat chick and i fucked her in the elevator It was wrong on so many levels"
"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"
"[zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much..."
"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."
"Dad told me this one tonight... Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter."