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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, you are just like my dad... No matter what I do, it will never be good enough for you."

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"On the 5th day, god was hungover & didn't feel up to much so he created worms, shoelaces & spaghetti, then punched out just after 1pm."

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"

"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."

"How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it."

"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"

"Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay. Mom: *gasp* Dad: *clenches fists* Mom: Honey, stop! Dad: *steps forward* Mom: N- Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD."

"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."