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Joke of the Day
"My nickname at work is ""HR wants to see you"""
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"What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica? A hegemon."
"Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him"
"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
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"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"
"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"
"In a survey of American women when asked ""Would you sleep with President Clinton?"" 86% replied ""Not again"""