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Joke of the Day

"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."

"Perfect Answer by Father. A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere."

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"Hire The Pretty Blonde"

"Tilda Swinton is what happens when a lamp from IKEA becomes self aware."

"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."

"I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me."