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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me."

"When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo."

"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"

"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""

"Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?"

"Being a vegan makes no sence. My food is vegan so I dont have to be. Edit: Sense"

"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""

"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."

"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."

"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""