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Joke of the Day
"December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve."
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"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."
"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."
"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"
"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"
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"How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Rectal thermometer tastes like shit"
"Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone because everyone will eventually die xD"