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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He was arrested for fingering a minor"
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"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""
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