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Joke of the Day
"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."
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"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."
"why did the scarecrow win a medal? because he was outstanding in his field"
"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."
"Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine."
"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom."
"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."
"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"
"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."