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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."

"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"

"I'm a social vegan I avoid meet"

"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."

"If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears."

"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."

"Joe, why haven't you tossed your hat in the ring for the presidential election? I'm Biden my time."

"Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. When I found out I was like OMg!"

"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"