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Joke of the Day
"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"
Next Joke
"Eating a cigarette."
"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"
"A mountain was next to another mountain.. An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say.. ""It wasn't my fault!"" credit to my awesome science teacher"
"Why do women watch porn movies from start to finish ? They think there will be a wedding at the end."
"My girlfriend would never propose to me. She doesn't have the balls."
"A dyslexic walked into the bra"
"I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party. I turned up as a goat."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5/7"
"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."