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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic walked into the bra"

"I walked in on two mummies making out. I told them to get a tomb."

"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two."

"What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration. Sent from my ugly sweater."

"Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: ""Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"""

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."

"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"

"My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome."

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""