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Joke of the Day
"She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!"
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"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"
"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"
"What is the area at the Danish/German border called? The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol."
"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"
"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."
"I'm going to need to crash at your place for a few days. My girlfriend caught me measuring my cock the other day. She kicked me out. Apparently it fits right down her moms throat."