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Joke of the Day
"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."
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"What are the famous last words of a redneck? ""Hey ya'll, watch this!"""
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."
"Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken"
"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""
"What did the gay guy with Alzheimer's ask his partner? Where did I drop the soap?"
"A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies ""No. I'm travelling light."""
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"