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Joke of the Day

"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""

"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"

"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."

"How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny."

"I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?"

"What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll."

"Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; ""Have you had a check-up?"" Girl says; ""No, he was Polish"""

"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"

"Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future."

"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."