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Joke of the Day
"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."
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"Nothing worse than meeting the right person at the wrong time in your life."
"What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A-pasta-ate."
"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."
"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."
"Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring."
"Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki."
"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"
"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"
"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."