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Joke of the Day
"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."
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"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real"
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"
"Awkward penguin http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8"
"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"
"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
"What do you call a bitchy oak? A country"