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Joke of the Day
"Lost airport chameleon finally found after hiding in plane site"
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"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""
"mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"
"My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7...another ending Because 7 was a black man"
"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"What did one asshole say to the other? I don't know, you haven't said anything yet"
"you know what people with alopecia say.... you know what people with alopecia say... hair today gone tomorrow"
"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."