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Joke of the Day

"Lost airport chameleon finally found after hiding in plane site"

"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"

"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."

"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."

"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"

"I didn't give a f*ck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying f*ck."

"If we can afford to have armed guard for our money at the banks, surely we can afford to have armed guards for our kids at schools. Where are your priorities people?"

"What's the best way to dispose of bodies? Put the ashes in the donuts."

"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil."