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Joke of the Day
"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."
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"Help! I'm a fat man trapped in a skinny body!"
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."
"I just invented a new word: [plagiarism](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/277604/i_just_invented_a_new_word/)"
"""We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,"" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"
"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"