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Joke of the Day
"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."
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"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
"What do you call a fat person on a high horse? Ellen Pao."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road."
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"
"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""