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Joke of the Day
"Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought."
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"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."
"Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume."
"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."
"If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee"
"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."
"*cape flaps in the wind* Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down."
"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."
"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body."