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Joke of the Day

"My favorite genre on Netflix is ""watch it again"""

"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."

"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Tory Spelling walks into a bar The barman asks, ""Why the long face?"""

"Its me and my son's birthday next week so were doing a joint party. We've ordered a Tinkerbell cake for him, but she will be topless for me."

"maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams"

"I want to be a stand-up comedian... But I'm afraid I'll be laughed at."

"Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days."

"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"

"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"