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Joke of the Day
"Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!"
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"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."
"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"
"Reading a book about anti-gravity... and its impossible to put down"
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. ""An old flame? I asked. He winked and said ""More like an unlit match."""
"I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats."
"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"
"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."