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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"
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"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend? His clean fingers."
"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"
"How many Jews does it take to change Hitler's mind? None, there has to be no Jews."
"The only good thing about being a chemist... Is that no one knows what I'm doing with my dog when I tell them ""I'll be in my lab""."
"Why does O.J. Simpson claim that he's not a murderer? He's an ex-murderer."
"I come from a musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer."
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"
"When someone asks ""You know what I think?"", I say ""Yes I do"". End of discussion."