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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"
Next Joke
"What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud. What's the plural of octopus? Octopi. What's the plural of compass? Cumpie."
"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"
"I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die."
"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."
"a haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV"
"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."
"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."