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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."

"I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET."

"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"

"Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact."

"Two nuns riding Down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, ""I've never come this way before."" The other nun replies, ""neither have i, it's probably the cobbles."""

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink Bartender says, ""No charge"""

"I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off."