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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the other side...to get to the other siiiide"
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"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
"When I was younger, I was given a choice: a good memory or a long dong. I can't remember which I chose."
"Here's my complete guide to art of trolling. Enjoy!"
"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."
"Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things."
"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."
"Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco."