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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."

"America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight."

"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."

"Three Mexicans walk into a bar."

"What does Popeye's dick smell like? Olive Oil"

"Of course, Tony the Tiger isn't his real name. It's Lord Antoine le Tigris of Kellogg."

"Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert? Obi-Wan Kenobi."

"How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence."

"Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"