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Joke of the Day
"You ever made love to a man? You want to?"
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"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"
"i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying ""i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's"".......... no u don't"
"Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy."
"the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money"
"How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to cry in the dark."
"if you meet a woman under the age of 75 named ""Maude"" or ""Agatha"" it's a good bet to check nearby for a time machine"
"My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was ""Vaerjuam"". I was like "" Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."""
"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."
"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""