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Joke of the Day
"You ever made love to a man? You want to?"
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"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."
"Slept with my internet date... Got a virus"
"I accidentally touched my dogs balls and now I feel awkward around him. We haven't made eye contact in over 4 hours."
"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest"
"*Fakes Phone Call* ""Yes a thousand doves please....well give me pigeons and i can paint them white"" (cups hand over phone) ""I plan weddings"""
"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."