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Joke of the Day

"How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to cry in the dark."

"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""

"What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !"

"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"

"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."

"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."

"""OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this."" -Elephant"

"I'm not bisexual. I'm ambisextrous."

"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"

"Why are planes strong? Cuz they can lift."